Dear Olay In Shower Body Lotion:

Y U no come in gallon size? That’s how much I love you. Your rich, creamy texture melts into my skin like butter. Your scent is comforting, like a mix of light soap and shea butter. And you are SO easy to use. Most lotions make me wait several minutes to sink into my skin, but not you, mi preciosa; I can simply rinse you off in the shower. You seem to dive in to my skin and disappear instantly, leaving nothing but a silky smooth feeling as evidence you were once here. If you were ever discontinued I would cry a tub full of crocodile-skin tears. I use you all year round, but in the winter your talents really shine. The best part is that you come for such a bargain price, you little minx. Topping out at a mere $6, there is no budget that can’t afford you. Thank you for making my skin so soft and satiny; I am forever grateful.

29 responses to “An Open Love Letter to Olay Body”

  1. Brooke says:

    now I want this… lol

  2. Kayla says:

    Whaaaat? How did I not know about this? I just started using an in-shower body conditioner from Lush but this is wayyyyyy cheaper!

  3. Jacquelyn says:

    I so need to purchase that one of these days!!

  4. Arianne says:

    Hahaha love it! I used to have this and it is incredible. Such a great idea especially for people who are lazy to put on lotion after a shower. Bravo!

  5. I swear Olay can do no wrong. I love every product of theirs I try. I haven’t tried this before yet. I may snag one the next time I’m at WalMart.

  6. lilladylife says:

    oooooh i love olay, ill pick this up next time i pass it in the store!! thanks for the recc!

  7. Kristi says:

    Okay, now I have to pick this up the next time I’m at Target! I’ve wondered if it was as good as the copy made it out to be…you’ve sold me!

  8. Victoria says:

    Wait… is this a body lotion or body wash? I am so confused! XD The concept sounds really interesting though… my skin is always so dry but I’m too lazy to apply lotion!

    • Danielle says:

      It’s actually a lotion that rinses off in the shower, you use it after body wash or soap. It makes quick work of moisturizing (I tend to be too much in a rush in the morning as it is) and this makes it easier!

  9. Emily Jurow says:

    Hahaha, this was so adorable!

  10. Robyn says:

    You are too cute! I agree, Olay’s products are affordable, sophisticated, and they just plain work!

  11. Krystal says:

    I’ve been using this for years! πŸ™‚ I love it too! If they ever stopped making it, idk what I’d do!! YIKES!

  12. Sarah S. says:

    *adds to drugstore shopping list* haha your affection for this product is so genuine, it’s endearing!

  13. Holly says:

    Why haven’t I heard of this before??? I must track this baby done, and make it mine! *evil beauty junkie laughter* Muah ha ha!!

  14. Grace N. says:

    Too bad they test on animals

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